Caution: Gross Post!

Olivia sneezed the other day, and some snot shot out onto her lips. She stuck her tongue out and stated, "Mmmm! My snot tastes good!"

I Can't Believe My....

Last night Ethan and Olivia were playing a computer game when Ethan said, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes!"
Then Olivia shouted, "Wow! I can't believe my hair!"

Bad Words from Sweet Mouths

Sometimes Olivia still wants help getting off of the potty. She's a really tiny girl, and sometimes it's tough for her to get down on her own. Last night, I was cleaning up the supper mess while she was going potty when I heard her shout from the bathroom. When I went to the bathroom to help her she said, "Mommy, I said I'm done dammit."
Now remember, that sentence came out of the mouth of a sweet, tiny girl. I had to have heard her wrong right!? I said, "What, Honey?"
She said, "I was hollerin' for you, and I said I'm done dammit."
"What!?"
"I said I'm done dammit."
Ok. I guess that really is what she said. We had to have a little talk about how dammit is a bad word. Hopefully we won't be hearing it again anytime soon! But just between us, it's really funny to hear such naughty words come out of such a sweet little mouth!

Table Sitting

A couple weeks ago, my mom was watching Olivia and the other day care kids while I picked up Ethan from school. While I was gone, Olivia climbed on top of the kitchen table. My mom said, "Olivia, what would your mommy say if she saw you up there."
Olivia replied, "She would say, oh, you're sitting on the table. Good job. Keep doin' it."
What a little stinker!

Girl Talk

Olivia was helping Josh install new light switches in the living room last week. It's so cute watching the two of them work together. Livi really enjoys helping Daddy with projects! It's a great bonding time for the both of them. They were having a nice little conversation when Livi said, "Dad, you just did some girl talk."
Josh replied, "Oh, sorry."
To which Livi responded, "But that's fine."